yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
handjob tips. give me some.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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