Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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