with your own penis?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
