it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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