I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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