Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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