hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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