: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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