yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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