Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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