In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
