i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Less talking, more tequila
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
tell me about the eggs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
