So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
