Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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