you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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