There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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