glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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