In the future we'll all be gay
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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