All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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