Don't you send me to vm
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
