If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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