he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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