there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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