Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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