I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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