Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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