I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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