On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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