Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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