Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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