Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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