We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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