Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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