his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
