If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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