Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
our cab driver is having phone sex.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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