Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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