Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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