the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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