just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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