Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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