i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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