Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
