it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
