"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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