HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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