I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
