I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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