your thong is hanging out like whoa
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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