So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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