I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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