So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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