'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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