How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have already put on my inside pants.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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