I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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