Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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