Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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