How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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