like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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