I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
